Embarassing father's day package from ebay ??

I ordered my father a nice watch for father's day from an ebay seller and imagine his face when he opened the package and there were freaky sexual toys there! How can I explain this to him?

Not only this, but I would like to use them since I paid for them. Is it ethical to see if they are any good and then send them back if not since it was not what I ordered ??

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Hahaha are you kidding me?

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Is this a joke?

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too funny, what a joke

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you made my day...lol

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well, technically the present was for your father, so you should see if he wants to keep them first. :)

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well... ummmm im sure you could.. if you wanted kinda weird for you to return them thoug..

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BS flag just came out. Nice try but you need to come up with a more believable question.

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LOL I would be contacting the seller immediately.

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Do you really think people are so stupid on here to believe such trash? Get a life.

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You want to try the toys and send them back? I can't believe I read that. LOL Thanks for the laugh.

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Yeah, sure. Did they put a pink elephant in the box, too?

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You're totally joking right? Unethical to try them and then send them back if you don't like them.since you didn't order them anyway? BWAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!

uh yeah..ok..

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Answers:
I have to say I am very intrigued by your question, not the fact its so far fetched but more the fact I ordered some freaky sex toys and got a watch instead. What are the odds?

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joke joke joke joke

if not:

gross gross gross gross

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