Can my ex-landlady cite "criminal damage" for a broken radiator from me sliding down the stairs on a canoe?

We have left the property and she has not given myself or my ex-flatmates any of our lb2000 bond spinal column. We thought we had agreed to forgo lb800 for the radiator and other alleged damage / missing items but have have nothing after 6 months. My ex-flatmates now want to threaten to sue her and I am concerned she will cite "criminal damage" at me and therefore try and 'do' (ie prosecute / sue) me. Is that possible and what are the imagined consequences?
if the house was flooded at the time you should be ok
If the total of cost of repair/replacing items damaged or missing is less than lb2000 then you are entitled to the remainder. In adjectives law it's not permitted to enforce a contract "in terrorem" - by the fear of a fixed cost (such as the loss of a fixed deposit) which is not a reasonable attempt at a liquidated damages clause.
Whether or not you'll be able to carry any money back is more doubtful. The costs of litigation might be too much to make it worthwhile.
On the criminal damage front, it is technically possible that the owner could try to find the police to do something, I somehow doubt that they'd be willing to - it being so long after the event.
In the future can I suggest the usual student pursuits of stealing traffic cones? At lowest possible that doesn't cost anyone anything...
I really don't know the answer to this question, but I would have loved to see that! Did you post it on YouTube? Perhaps you should consult with an attorney (that is my answer so I don't bring back violated).
HELLO

FIRST OF ALL CONTACT HER IN WRITING AND TELL HER YOU REQUIRE A WRITTEN LIST OF THE DAMAGES AND COSTS WITH COPIES OF BILLS

IF SHE DOES YOU CAN SORT OUT WHAT SHE HAS CHARGED YOU FOR.
DO YOU AGREE AS TO LIST OF DAMAGE?
HAS SOME ONE DONE DAMAGE AND NOT TOLD YOU
DO BILLS LOOK AUTHENTIC OR INFLATED?
lb800 FOR RADIATOR SOUNDS STEEP BUT DID IT INCLUDE FITTING AND REMOVAL OF THE OLD ONE ?
STILL SOUNDS STEEP
THIS WAY YOU CAN WORK THROUGH PART BY PART
IF SHE WILL DOES NOT COMPLY THEN TRY IN PERSON AND POINT OUT THAT SHE HAD AGREED TO FORGO THE lb800
IT MAY TURN OUT SHE HAS BUT HAS lb2000 OF OTHER ITEMS
IF YOU GET NO REASONABLE REPLIES THEN THREATENING TO SUE HER MAY BE YOUR ONLY OPTION
SMALL CLAIMS COURTS ARE EASIEST AS THEY DO NOT INCLUDE LAWYERS BUT ARE LIMITED TO lb500
I be really impressed until I realised that it was a canoe rather than a Gnu Yes she can, next time try your canoeing on a roof or even a river.
Hahahahahahahaha.
OMG. You have to be a student..!!
Pay up..!!
That's hilarious, but I imagine quite a short mission if not eventful. If you had agreed a deduction for any ruin she should have returned the balance. Write to her and if she threatens to prosecute, threaten to recover your money surrounded by court. I'm glad you weren't my tenants but I would have loved to have see that. Yes she can because I doubt in the contract it said you can damage and take items. So nearby for you are responceble for missing and damaged items so you have to replace the missing/ damaged things because other sage she can get you for criminal damage and even probably many more things
yes she can.You really took a canoe down the stairs ?unbelieveable. Yes. That sounds better than man a dumbass.
Yes she can; what be you thinking? No wonder landlords/landladies have such a terrible time with thoughtless immature careless tenants. Go join a fraternity, you'll fit right contained by. I'd say given the circumstances of the damage, it's possible