Join the new Ban Umbrellas Party (BUP)?
It's about time umbrellas were outlawed. You cant walk down the street without every second person (usually women who are 5 foot nothing) trying to take your eye out. I'm sick of it. This party will introduce a grant towards hats, caps, hoods, etc. Assaulting a person in possession of an umbrella (dangerous weapon) will no longer be an offence.
..i guess its better than supprting BNP!! LOL
umm, nah, cos they is handy for protection.
anyway I own a stun GUN! i'll zap you!!
sign me up
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You'll cause economic disaster for India.
Hey shane, going out tonight? Don`t forget your brolly, it`s a bit gamp outside! lol {:o)
I'm with you! Those huge golfing ones should go first they're a health and safety risk even when they're folded up, they're always lurking against a seat waiting to trip you up. We should have plastic rain-hats and souwesters on the NHS!
I think Georgi Markov would agree with that.
You`ve got the next election in the bag .
why not' everything else is getting band these days
You'll never take me alive!
I'm 5 ft 4 & I'm going to now use 2 umbrellas to make a stand with my SUP (Support Umbrellas Party).
Aahh, to be you.
I would be so happy to have a life that is so 'intact' that all I had to complain about was short chicks with umbrellas.
Come on, dont ban my umberella, ella ella. eh eh eh
i get yr point...
maybe we need to redesign the umbrella.?..
with less pointy bits on it..
