Un-avoidable laws of the natural universe, 2nd N final part (yet). ok?

1.Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
2. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
3. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
4. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
5. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
6. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.
7. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
8. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
9. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
10. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Thank you PD!







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Answers:
very cool a man with wit and brains, don't stop
you betcha!