Policy problems?
While perusing the flowers at the local garden centre for my window boxes I noticed the topical policy posted outside.
The sign read "Carry to the car service available, please ask a member of staff for assistance". Well I was over the moon. I told the nearest assistant I would quite like a piggy back to the motor. She refused! When I insisted and pointed out the sign to her she became quite short beside me. I was quite offended.
How am I to toy with this? Should I write a compliant letter?
Was this insulent gel not breaking some contract?
I do feel for you Dear Rosy. Alas it is the way of the world these days. Last year I purchased a shoe tree from Harrods at a cost of 10 pounds. Has it produced any footwear? Has it bugger. I phoned Mo Fayed to complain and his response baffled me.......He told me to "Stuff my passport up my posterior passage !" How shoes and a passport are related, I will never know. Personally, I would buy the garden centre and then sack everyone who worked at hand. Madam, you mentioned that the nearest assistant became quite short. Therein lies the problem. You need to ask a taller assistant within future.
The short operative was probably employed to comply with heightist quota legislation.
All garden centre have restaurants now. It was 'Curry to the vehicle ...', not 'Carry'. She should, of course, have given you the piggy back - the customer is other right - so a letter would be in order.
I be disappointed to find, on espying a roadside sign 'Strawberries! - Pull In', that the fruit just kept on driving straight past and disappearing from view round the subsequent bend.
Mrs Rosy,
for years I have see signs that read "no shirt , no shoes , no service !" now even though I travel fully clothed , I have yet to be properly "serviced" by any of these merchants
My Dearest Rosy,
I've be watching your questions from afar for awhile and just want to comment on what a wonderful question this is! hahaha If solitary I had an answer, but there's no way I could do better than Lady McFud at this point.
Honestly, you are so funny! haha
Ah once again these small businesses are failing in their customer service. They are also relentless in their unfair treatment of that poor chap, Bill Posters. I have found that shop signs are terribly ambiguous. Why simply yesterday I saw a sign advertising cast iron hat stands. Who on soil has a cast iron hat?
