If a honest politician,honest lawyer,and Santa Clause, jumped off a cliff ? Who would hit the ground 1st ?


SANTA CLAUSE
none. those are all fictional entities! :)
urm lemme fink cood it b...


none of them!
Santa Claus will hit the ground first!

Why? Because Santa Claus is surely bigger, fatter, and weighs most if compared to the other two!!

Wahehehehe....

ummm.. hey santa! no offense please!!
None
Hey! leave Santa alone.I love him.I don't care about politicians & lawyers though. Honest,r u kidding.
Santa, because honest lawyers and polititians are fictional.
I think it will be santa claus...because he's the fattest!
Hahaha, if only there were such people. Maybe the dishonest one's (excluding santa of course, hehe) should jump off a cliff. :P
I would say none
'cuz
1) santa does NOT exist
2) give me a honest lawyer and my virginity is yours!
3)No honest politians are alive today (they all have tragic ends)
a honest politician!
no one... they dont exist


Answers:
None of them. They are all fictional.
It's a toss up between the lawyer and polition ! santa has a sleigh.
Actually none of them, because there are no honest politicians and lawyers and Santa Clause is also fictional.
For present time: NONE 'cuz... see using page_up
In the past: Honest politician.



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